SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING.
A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
“Morning Sex”
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
“What was that all about?”
She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”
Best gun for safety while Hiking
Like a Good Boy Scout I was always prepared for a walk in the woods!
This is all you need to protect you.
A remarkable “story” of how a small 22 hand gun helped one guy walk away from a bear attack…
Firepower A 22 short should do it … . . Think not? Read on … … …
On Bud’s Gun Shop Forums the question came up: What is the smallest caliber
you trust to protect yourself? The best answer: My personal favorite defense
gun has always been a Beretta Jetfire in 22short . Over all the years I’ve been
hiking I never leave without it in my pocket. Of course, we all know too the
first rule when hiking in the wilderness is to use the “Buddy System.” For those
of you who may be unfamiliar with this it means you NEVER hike alone. You
bring a friend or companion, even an in-law. That way, if something happens,
there is someone to go get help .
I remember one time hiking with my brother-in-law in northern Ontario. Out
of nowhere came this huge brown bear and man, was she mad. We must have
been near one of her cubs. Anyway, if I had not had my little Jetfire I’d
sure not be here today. Just one shot to my brother-in-law’s knee cap and I
was able to escape by just walking at a brisk pace.
